some good gambling quotes!

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ~Kin Hubbard

Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money. ~Author Unknown

You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it. ~Albert Einstein
[well, i was trying to do this vegas, and ofcourse, i lost :-( ]

Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face. ~VP Pappy

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. ~Author Unknown

Striking the middle ground?

Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

got it from a friend's journal here!