some good gambling quotes!

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ~Kin Hubbard

Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money. ~Author Unknown

You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it. ~Albert Einstein
[well, i was trying to do this vegas, and ofcourse, i lost :-( ]

Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face. ~VP Pappy

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. ~Author Unknown